The Immortal Mango


1. a mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.

2. a s-d-stic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.
1. what the h-ll is the deal with the immortal mango?

2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of the immortal mango.

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