The Index
the perfect way to rate females. judged on a 0-4 scale to make things less complicated.
0-is that even a girl?
1-not hideous, but no
2-if i was intoxicated
3-yes, and she’s hot
4-holy sh-t, yes
friend 1= “what is she on the index?”
friend 2=”are you crazy? she looks like a mule, definitely a 0″
friend 1=”what is she on the index?”
friend 2=”go get me that handle of burnetts and i will say 2″
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