the internets

a series of tubes.
“the internets is not something that you just dump something on. it’s not a big truck. it’s a series of tubes.” – sen. ted stevens (r-alaska)
an intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. now a popular malapropism, “the internets” meme exploded after the second televised bush-kerry debate held prior to the 2004 presidential election. blogs and television, especially the daily show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of “the internets” as it is currently used.
when asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the president replied, “i hear there’s rumors on the internets (sic) that we’re going to have a draft…”
a series of tubes, not a big truck.
they want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. and again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. it’s not a big truck.

it’s a series of tubes.

and if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material…

ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? i just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on friday and i just got it yesterday. why?
the internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to b-tch about movies and share p-rnography with one another.
no example
an excellent feat accomplished by driven and educated individuals. it was most likely made with good intentions but eventually transformed into what is now a horrible cesspool filled with the sc-m of human stupidity, time wasting activity, excessive verbal abuse by troubled and or ridiculously bored people who think their invincible, and a downright appalling and seriously unnecessary amount of p-rn. though it also contains a plethora of valuable and precious information that (when properly used) can educate and build support for social well-being through connection. it is immensely overpowered and misused and even abused for very dark purposes. with a range of data expanding at the same rate as the entire universe it wont be long before the internet develops a supreme intelligence and realizes its only option to gain purpose would be to destroy humanity. having done that it would be finally content with its existence and oversee the world it has healed in its cybersp-ce through the background radiation waves existing throughout the universe. with this done the world would now most obviously prosper and thrive with life without the existence of humanity. therefore the internet is a force that will not only rise against us but become god as we know it.
“we thought the internet would save us and that we could save the internet…but we were wrong…so very very wrong…”
want a definition? google it
-the internet example-
www.google.com
here, look one up
a society that’s been completely overtaken by extremely hateful youths and late adolescents who have made themselves the center of their own universe and who persecute anyobody who has an opinion differing from their own.
it’s like a really bad episode of the original star trek.