The Inverted Stranger
note the stranger:
the act of sitting on one’s hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. this will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
the inverted stranger:
the act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. this will give the sensation of jerking off another’s junk.
after a long bike ride, there’s nothing i like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend i’m jerking off bronson pinchot. the inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
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