the issue


1) a legal point, question, or matter that is in dispute or litigation

2) a nickname for the biggest douche in law school, similar to the gunner
— 1) the judge addressed the issue of whether women should be allowed to vote.

— 2) “who is that f-cking loser who keeps raising his hand in cl-ss?” “oh, that’s just some f-g who thinks he’s ‘the issue’.”
1. the subject of dispute in an adversarial legal system.

2. the subject of dispute in a s-x starved, estrogen fueled, female dominated law school section.
slam piece:”is that chuck norris in a camp shirt?
b-tch: h-ll no, thats the issue!
sk-nk: i thought he was a ninja?
chick: he’s just a guy that sweats testosterone, drops panties, and f-cked the gunner’s gf.

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