The Itchy-Scratchys
when using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as morphine or oxycodone. one unpleaseant side effect (some people enjoy it too) is “the itchy-scratchys”. this is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels “so good” or “heavenly” to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.
wow, after taking one of my morphine 200mg pills i have “the itchy-scratchys” like a mother—-er!
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