The J. Nelson


– the process by which a man places his p-n-s between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small p-n-s from the front
“honey what are you doing?”
“its ok dear, im just giving you the j. nelson”
“wow that looks small from my view”
“yeh, i know, now you are a j. nelson”

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