The Jack Sparrow
utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
my -n-s is killing me cause i just got the jack sparrow . but i can’t hit him cause he whispered parle
placing your d-ck over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a captain’s shoulder.
joe: yo dude! you see bill over at his desk?
bob: yea, why?
joe: go over, and give him the jack sparrow.
lt: yo, did you get any -ss last night?
ac money: nah man, but i jack sparrowed the sh-t out of some girl.
when you’re going at it from behind and about to c-m, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. she yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. the jack sparrow.
my girlfriend plead parlay, so i showed her the jack sparrow
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