the other side
n. an alternative tv channel to the one currently being viewed. esp. bbc1 for avid itv1 viewers, and itv1 for avid bbc1 viewers. more frequently used by the elderly.
“this is rubbish!” said kevin.
“what’s on the other side?”
an act of pure p-ssion between one male and one female that, if executed to perfection, has the capability of turning even the hardest of all hood n-gg-s into a baby back b-tch. the ritual begins as the male and female, to evoke the most emotion possible both should be white, don black face and begin to engage in acts of s-xual foreplay. in the heat of the moment, the female then blind folds the male and unbeknownst to him, proceeds to render him unconscious with the stench of her menstruating filth. the male will come to in approximately 35 minutes (time will vary depending on the date of when said filth was last washed). as he awakens, she shall remove the blindfold and reveal to him that he is now tied to a fence post in the middle of a plantation. the females father then must repeatedly whip the aforementioned male until he accepts that his new name is now “toby”.
“what is your least favorite part of the other side?” “i guess, the menstruating filth?”
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