The Jackson Pollock
when your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter jackson pollock.
or, an abstract expressionist facial.
mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night i gave her the jackson pollock.
i told my wife i was feeling creative while we were having s-x last night. she thought i meant -n-l. she was relieved when i told her i had the jackson pollock in mind.
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