The Jalapeño Popper
the act of pouring pepper down a girl’s or guy’s -sshole before giving -n-l, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver j-zzes on their back.
guy 1: yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot -ss chick back into our dorm while i was drunk last night and gave her the jalapeño popper of a lifetime.
guy 2: huh thats wierd…
guy1: what is?
guy 2: my -sshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
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