The Japanese Tuba
a s-xual move in which a man’s limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his d-ck (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. this will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a j-panese schoolgirl
“last night was the best. i got a the j-panese tuba from this buff russian lady and i had to go to the hospital afterwards .”
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