the jeff hammer
a s-xual act in pleasing a woman, using two to three fingers in an upward “come here” motion until the said female does an -j-c-l-t–n
“that sh-t totlay works….thats the f-cking jeff hammer” -lonnie… and thats how the jeff hammer started…i just told lonnie what i did
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