The Jefferson
the act of f-cking someone in the -ss, then after pulling out, dropping a nickel into the newly expanded hole.
“hey i saw you and melinda leave the party together last night. so how’d it go?”
“dude i told you librarians were sl-ts, she let me give her the jefferson!”
“kudos.”
a family who moves from a small town to a big city for a job. buys the biggest house on the street. the whole family takes over the court when they are outside. they think they are better than everyone but in reality they are stupid. they paid too much for their house that backs a county highway. they carry themselves like country folk who need to go back.
frank told me all was good in the neighborhood until the jefferson’s moved in.
we were so sick of the jefferson’s we finally decided to put our house up for sale.
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