the jersey airport


first, take the sh-tty diaper off and attach it to her head. then shove a large spoon in her dirty -ss, get a spoonful of sh-t and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. i call this move the jersey airport.
she wanted to go to paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the jersey airport instead.

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