the Jesus approach


going into a text conversation on omegle and talking about jesus the whole time. then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. it’s like the online version of planking.
me: dude i totally used the jesus approach on this random from omegle lastnight!

friend: no way! send me the screenshot!

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