The Jimmie Effect


the jimmie effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. it’s true, and scientifically proven.
man, that test on okcupid.com said i was 98% pure! but now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, i’m down to a 16! o noes!

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