the jimmy funk
say you got got the shimmy and the shakes and you don’t know why. you may be a victem of … the jimmy funk. this is an odd condition where ones body is imbued with pure funk at its jimmiest. this can result in odd behaviour such as unsolisited dancing and or a wicked bad alb-m. you never know if it’ll get you next.
holy sh-t i just felt a funk.
was it kinda jimmy?
i think it was.
you just got the jimmy funk.
oh.
no what?
i have an a ensatiable desire for some cherry pie.
now that funk is jimmy.
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