The Jman Slap
the act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another’s lower back. by far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. to execute correctly one must….
1. sneak up on a person
2. locate there lower back ( right above their -ss crack )
3. slap vigorously to p-ss off the “slap”ie
note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.
– yo did you see how p-ssed off jj got when i jman slapped him?
– yea, your a douche bag.
– the jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so i get famous.
– that would be cool, but your still a douche bag.
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