The JOC
a straight up phenomenon… a sh-ll of a gorgeous woman who can drink more than a ‘f-ck load’ and may transform into a ‘bottle clocking’ demon at a moments notice. commonly found in a red deer bar.
customer #1: “what was that shot”?
customer #2: “purple p-ssy invented by ‘the joc’.
concerned staff member: “kyle what happened to your head”?
kyle: “i was in the way so i got knocked the f-ck out by ‘the joc’.
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