The Joe Mauer


after you have released your man gravy in and around her p-ssy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a jackson polluck ‘esk painting.
a pretty lady in the joe mauer(catcher’s position) dripping over your chest.

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