The John Scale
the scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.
such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
the ratings on the john scale will depend on each individual’s view of their ideal girl.
person 1:- “mate, she’s only a 5 out of 10!”
person 2:- “yeah but she’s a solid 9 on the john scale!”
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