The Jon Avila


the jon avila is where you are with a particular female in the “doggy style” position. you proceed to spank the girl very hard on the b-tt and then say, “i get what i want!”.

named after the businessman with his trademark saying “i’m jon avila. i get what i want!”
(two dudes talking after one dude pulled the jon avila on a woman the previous night)

ted: “duuude, i toooootally jon avila’d a chick last night!

steve: “ohhh dude! you get what you want!”

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