the jonah


straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and b-tt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your c-ck in and out of your mouth causing you to -j-c-l-t- in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape
yo j
sup dude
you do the jonah lately?
nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
ahh thats rough

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