the juicer
a play off of the shocker, the juicer is when you have once inserted two in the pink and one in the stink, you use your thumb to stimulate the cl-t and make her wet. hence, the juicer.
i gave that b-tch the shocker and then gave her the juicer.
when doing a woman from behind, you pull out and shoot your load all over the -ss and lower back. you then take a cup, and place it under the v-g-n-, and press the -ss cheeks together, squeezing all of the juices into the cup.
as a gentleman, you are obliged to offer the first cup to the woman.
matt said he pulled a juicer on his girlfriend last night. he’s single today.
when james explained the juicer, everyone was completely disgusted.
take an electric mixer but only leave one of the beaters on. insert the beater into your partners r-ct-m and turn on to your desired speed. using a cup, collect whatever fluids come out of the persons r-ct-m and drink.
i was thirsty last night so i did the juicer on jill.
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