the juicy mitchell
when you’re having s-x with a virgin, the p-ssy is nice and tight. when you’re full on f-cking the girl, stick two fingers in her -n-s and finger blast the sh-t out of her. when you’re about to c-m, pull out and shove your d-ck into the loose -n-s you have created to canvas your soldier. when you c-m inside her loose crack, rest your schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. the juicy mitch-ll is then complete and you have left her a split -rs- hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. warning – this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. the juicy mitch-ll is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal sh-t out of them for future ploughs.
i had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last sat-rday, i gave her the juicy mitch-ll and left early the next day. i haven’t heard from her after leaving my number, she’s probably still recovering the poor f-cker.
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