the jumbo latte split
when you have a huge urge to take a sh-t and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and sh-t your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
jasmine: hey hannah did you see that rich guy sh-t his pants in town yesterday i threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
hannah: lol
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