The Keeper
an alternative menstrual product – a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it’s only a receptacle, there’s no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
f-ck tampons – i use the keeper, b-tches.
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the act of a woman performing oral pleasure to man “deepthroat” style, while also being able to place both of his t-st-cl-s in her mouth, and with enough courage to lick his -n-s.
“so i heard that martha gave dave “the keeper”. i wonder kind of present he got her after?
the best hardcore band ever, at least to scott and jimmy. fronted by the birdman mike ski, their twist of cain cover is priceless.
dudeman, the keeper is touring with disembodied. we’re there.
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