the kentucky donna
slight variation to the kentucky tractor pull. before s-x, the receiver inserts a water balloon full of urine up their sphincter and holds it queue until they are ready to begin. once ready the balloon is crushed by clenching the -n-l muscles, thus providing a lubricated and receptive environment for the tractor pull.
can i barrow a balloon? it’s my husband’s birthday and i really want to give him a good pull tonight. he’s very homesick and the kentucky donna really reminds him of his late mother.
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