The Kevinator


beware of the tall handsome man that goes by the name of kevin. he will scoop you up, give you the best s-x of your life, and leave behind combat-style hand print bruises on your hips and -ss. you are a lucky girl to sleep with the kevinator.
girl a: what’s up with the bruises on your b-tt?

girl b: i slept with the kevinator this weekend.

girl a: so jealous.

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