the kevster theory
the kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named kevin fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you’ll see this works its not fake its real i have been using this for years all the friends i have made are still my friends and think i’m hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!
becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn’t talk to anybody.
a week later
kevin: b–bs p-n-s v-g-n-
becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
kevin: sure! 😉 the kevster theory works no doubt!
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