The Kieth Olberman Shuffle
when you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls -ss skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the p-ssy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. when she is close to p-ssed out call her a sl-t, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. grab your best indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. this is followed by an -n-l rape session.
did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do the kieth olberman shuffle tonight.
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