the kunko


the act of consuming a cheeseburger while s-xually satisfying your girl.
yo guys, what do you call it when you’re eating a cheeseburger while you’re having s-x?

answer: the kunko

holly: omg, while we were doing it, he totally took out a cheeseburger and started eating it.

tricia: hahah, i can’t believe he did the kunko!!

holly: why would someone do that?

tricia: because they’re freaking goooood!

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