The Kindergartner
dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a p-ss standing up.
instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, i sometimes pull the kindergartner.
1. glorified pre-schoolers who p-ss their pants and color all day and don’t deserve graduation ceremonies.
2. it is the name given for the result of the following action: ramming one’s erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before -j-c-l-t- is shot out of the erection. the load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. also referred to as a flaming dragon
“last week i packed my girl a lunch and gave her the kindergartner”
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