The King


a man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. when you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.
dude i woke up with the king today!
mascot for burger king. appears on many burger king commercials and tends to be very random. does some pretty funny sh-t.
the king has a huge w-ng.
the guy who sits on his ship wondering what’s for dinner because he thinks he’s going to die.
the king: “enough! my ship sails in the morning. i wonder what’s for dinner.”
rules hyrule and thinks dinner is what all true warriors strive for. he makes link defeat gannon becuase he is to weak to do so himself. he is also the father of zealda (the princess of hyrule)
link: gee it sure is borning around here

the king: moi boi this dinner is what all true warrior strive for

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