The Klutch
the “klutch” is where a boy and a girl have s-x with eachother and one ends up having feelings for the other, usually ends in heartache =/…hoes
dude 1: what happened with you and that chick?
dude 2: i went in head first and came out with feelings man.
dude 1: f-ck..she got you in “the klutch” man…hard not to fall for but you must refrain!!!
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