The Koehler Bear


a supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime bmisk the dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
coach mike: hey guys, why can’t u be awesome and score 8 goals like the koehler bear over here?

team: sorry coach, bmisk the dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

coach mike: oh quit being such f-gboys

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