The Kosher Butcher


the kosher butcher is the ultimate s-xual experience in which begins with the aquisition of kosher hot dogs. after the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. with or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in -n-l cavity one by one. repeat this action until the female yelps “oy vey” and/or you run out of hot dogs. (make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase “oy vey”
john “the kosher butcher” doe once kosher butchered a girl. while doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped “oy vey”
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the “kosher butcher” is a particular type of s-x move whereby you slit a girl’s throat while you f-ck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html
so i was deep d-cking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then i slit her throat. it’s the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.

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