The Kraken
andrew h. leitao’s p-n-s. while abnormally large in size and girth, it unfortunately does not live in the ocean and destroy ships for davy jones. it is in his pants and destroys v-g-n-s. see also mandingo
” when andy has nekkid time, he unleashes the kraken”. or is also stated to unwilling bed time victims, but only in a liam neeson voice.
when you take a girl (or boy whatever the f-ck you’re into) into a restroom of a bar or club. you go into the stall to have s-x. have your partner face the toilet. while your partner is -rg-sming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying release the kraken!!!!! invented by the band looking gl-ss. and you wonder why brandi was so popular.
best results with used or unflushed toilet.
-mjb & jo
dude i was so drunk last night i accidentally walked into the women’s bathroom. there was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. so i helped her out and gave her the kraken. that sobered her up a bit.
a nickname for the repulsive -ss of one of your particularly large friends. just pray you never see the eye. n-body has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.
dude, put your pants back on, i don’t want to sit here and look at the kraken.
an 18 year old girl by the nick name of nt has a female reproductive organ that resembles the kraken. a monster from the popular pirates of the carribean series.
dude nt’s bergina is like the kraken!! not only does it smell like death, but it also have tentacles
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