the kramer effect
when you miss the chance to use the bathroom and then become constipated. see sienfeld, episode 63, “the pilot” (part 1).
the kramer effect- “i didn’t make it to a private bathroom to p–p when i had to go two days ago, and i haven’t been able to go since.”
genesis:
kramer: (acting very bad) i saw joe dimaggio in d-nky doughnuts again, but this time, i went in. (pause, stops acting) oh! uh, where’s the bathroom?
stu: i think if you go down the hall, it’s on the right at the very end.
kramer: yeah. be right back. (kramer leaves)
(we see kramer, groaning and holding his stomach, running down the hall, and opening the bathroom’s door. someone in there says: “sorry buddy, full house.” we then see kramer outside leaving the building and running across the street to a restaurant: “sorry, customers only” …running into a movie theater: “hey you need a ticket!” …running through the park…)
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(kramer enters)
jerry: hey. what happened to you yesterday?
kramer: i got mugged.
george: you got mugged?
jerry: mugged?
kramer: well, i wouldn’t have minded it so much but i was running home to go to the bathroom.
jerry: why didn’t you use the bathroom in the building?
kramer: it was full. i tried a few other places, you know, but that didn’t work. i mean it was an emergency jerrry. i was really percolating… so i decided to run home through the park and then these two guys they stopped me and…
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