The Kratos


“the kratos” is the ultimate s-xual maneuver/finisher

step 1: you insert one fist/arm into a woman’s -n-s.

step 2: you insert the other fist/arm into the same woman’s v-g-n-.

step 3: you then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.

step 4: collect her orbs.

step 5: level up!
“dude, i totally performed the kratos on your mom last night. i leveled up twice. i want to say i’m sorry for your loss, but i’m not.”

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