The Kulp-Durkin Principle


the attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have s-x with/date said guy.
eddie: hey david, how do you feel about becca?
davide: ah, she’s kind of gross, man.
(the next day)
becca: so i’ve always really sort of liked you, david. i’d like to be more than friends.
david: i feel the same way, becca.
(the next day)
eddie: clearly, the kulp-durkin principle applies here.

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