the l.a beast


the l.a beast is a 6’5”, bodybuilder, who runs mostly around the downtown district of los angeles; solving minor crimes and helping civilians. these instances of heroism may include: retrieving lost dogs and cats, returning lost property, chasing pickpockets, stoping s-xual -ssault and other crimes, as well as picking up people who fall over.

the beast wears only a gold/purple l.a lakers cap, ray-ban sungl-sses and a pair of nike air more uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.

the beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the sunday morning service at our lady of the angels.

*not to be confused with the youtuber: l.a beast.
‘who’s that man running around with no pants on?’

‘oh, that’s just the l.a beast.’

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