the lambert


…f-k…wat can i say…?? well, she’s a mother-f-king, child-f-king, dog-f-king human elephant who’s endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.
“u heer sumtin ben?”

“yh….o f-k-sh-t-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it’s the lambert!!”

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