the lamper


the lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners -ss. you then proceed to electrify your d-ck or p-ssy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them
dude i gave her the lamper of her life!

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