The land of 1,000 cousins
aka tennesee.
wehlc-m too tenny see!
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- The Marathon
hitting a blunt, pipe, and a bong all in one breath. “you see alden hitting all three of those?!” “yeah, he’s f-cking up the marathon” a drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup […]
- The Masque of the Red Death
a story written by edgar allan poe. “the red death had long devastated the country. no pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. blood was its seal. the redness and horror of blood!” – the opening lines of the masque of the red death.
- The Mucc
mucc town is the term for winnemucca, nevada, used by the locals. not used jokingly. there is nothing to do here. i live in the mucc. i live in the #$%^ing mucc.
- the ol' snacktable
using your spouse’s body to store snacks for later consumption in bed. after i got the t.v., toaster oven, and kegerator all i was missing was the ol’ snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.
- The Pew
the pew is when when you’re sick with a cold or have had pneumonia and you smell like it too. it usually occurs when the said smellee hasn’t taken a shower due to illness. me:were you sick recently? you:yea, i had a cold. why? me: because you smell like the pew!