The Landmine
after a one-night stand with a club sl-t, c-m in her high heel when she’s in the bathroom. when she goes to put the shoe back on, she’ll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.
while she was in the shower, i laid the landmine in her shoe!
where one sticks there fist in a s-xual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.
“this girl told me i couldn’t finger for sh-t so i gave her the landmine and she hasn’t walked right for days!.”
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