The Landy Technique
when you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. one of two things happens;
1. the girl goes home in a huff.
2. crazy action takes place.
it’s worth a roll. usually 7/10 success rate.
girl: how come you are naked?
landy; is there a probelm with this?
girl: i don’t think so, should i take my clothes off to?
landy: that’s ok let me help you baby.
girl: did you just employ “the landy technique” on me?
landy: of course not.
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