The Last Supper
the final meal of the week preceding a weekend of complete shwastedness usually occurring on a thursday evening.
owen: casey, what are we doing tonight?
casey: i don’t know. its thursday night and i just got done with the pittsburgh dump truck. wanna go eat the last supper?
owen: i was hoping you’d say that cause i’ve got some chickenheads that are hurtin’ for a squirtin’.
when a girl is giving you head, and as you c-m you snap her neck.
“what happened to your girlfriend katie? oh her? shes dead, i gave her the last supper.
when you find out your girl has been cheating on you, right before you break up with her, you make her give u a nice long bl-wj-b… and make sure she swallows the c-m. this is known as the last supper.
phil: “hey bob i heard your girl is cheating on you”
bob: “yeah im about to give her the last supper”
s-xual move. when a girl deep-throats the whole thing and gets your b-lls in there whilst she tongues your -ss.
“the last supper” see definition;
the last time you eat before your holidays are over. this is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. this time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. it came from the original “last supper” the time when jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has been changed for the common person
whilst eating dinner:
example one:” oh cr-p it’s the last supper, i have to get this report done or my boss will kill me”
example two:” sh-t, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure.”
the last supper is the last time you eat before your holidays are over. this is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. this time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. it came from the original “the last supper” was the time when jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has simply been transfered to common person’s vocabulary
whilst eating dinner:
example one:” oh cr-p it’s the last supper, i have to get this report done or my boss will kill me”
example two:” sh-t, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure.”
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