The Laurel


when you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your zenith of pleasure, the young lady stops and simply walks out of the room.
man i was getting the best oral yesterday from my girlfriend and all of a sudden she gave me the laurel, it hurt so bad.

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